Perfututum

Title: "Perfututum" (100 words)
Author: Jimbo
Fandom: 'King Arthur'
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Lancelot
Date: November 16, 2006
Challenge: #11a at ka100, 'learning Latin'
Author's Notes: I haven't written a KA drabble in months, and I have no idea why I'm writing one now, but I'm restless and this one seemed like fun. Wish I could read French so I could better understand what I'm writing, because I found a great French site for Latin dirty words. Supposedly perfututum means "thoroughly fucked."

Arthur playfully put Lancelot's hand on his crotch.

"Mentula?" Lancelot said.

Arthur frowned. "If you must be crude."

"Well, then," Lancelot said, sighing, "is it all right to squeeze your culum?" His fingers snuck over Arthur's firm buttocks and stroked the gluteus maximus.

Rearing his head, Arthur's mouth reached for Lancelot's. "How do I shut you up? This is no time for a lesson."

"Too bad. These are the words I like the best."

Arthur rose and roughly flipped Lancelot over. "Then I'll teach you a new one. Reach back and spread your beautiful cheeks and repeat after me..."

"Ceveo."

The End